Your Erotic Advent Calendar: 24 Sexy Gift Ideas That Don’t Cost a Cent

So you want to get your partner a sexy gift they won’t forget, but your bank account won’t stretch to Agent Provocateur lingerie, a silver cock ring or a gold-plated vibrator? As the saying goes, “The best gifts in life are free.” And that includes the naughty ones.

Make this the hottest holiday ever! We’ve given you everything you need for a sexy, spend-free countdown to the big holiday. Advent calendars are a German tradition, with daily little gifts that count down to Christmas. We’ve replaced the chocolate with 24 deliciously naughty treats. Look over our list and prepare to be unwrapped, over and over again…

1. Surprise oral sex: A gift is supposed to be a surprise…and what could be more surprising than oral sex when your partner least expects it? You can go down on them while they’re watching TV, on the phone, or even as a substitute for your alarm clock. Get the textable coupon here.
2. Put your cards on the table: Start with a candlelit dinner to set the mood. Then take a stack of index cards (or post it notes, or notebook paper). Each of you writes one sexy fantasy per card. Once you’re both done writing out your fantasies, go through them together. Sort them into two piles: fantasies that you want to try, and fantasies that one or both of you want to keep in the fantasy realm. Then pull a card from the first pile and act out that fantasy. Once you’ve acted out one partner’s fantasy, select a fantasy from the other partner to enact on another night. Get the textable coupon here.
3. Naughty-flix and chill: One night of watching porn. Let the footage inspire you. Get the textable coupon here.
4. XXX-mas(sage): One sexy massage. If you want the massage to lead to something even more erotic, gentle Swedish is definitely preferred over high-intensity Thai. Get the textable coupon here.
5. Naked Lunch (or dinner): A meal cooked in an apron (and heels, if you like wearing them)…and nothing else. Not only is the apron sexy, but it will also protect your naughty bits from cooking injuries. (You may think it couldn’t happen to you, but even the famous chef Jamie Oliver once burned his penis while cooking naked!) Get the textable coupon here.
6. Christmas star(fish): One night of anal sex. Which partner is on the receiving end is up to you. Get the textable coupon here.

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Give your partner a sexy countdown to Christmas!

Print out the coupons or text them to your sweetie, and make every night between now and Christmas one to remember!

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